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Of course! Here are a few Friday night funny Facebook status updates:. And because we all need some good holiday cheer, here are some funny Christmas Facebook status updates to brighten your Christmas eve or Xmas day:.
But if you want to write your own original and new funny Facebook status updates, you can either find inspiration in these ones, or follow some of the tips below. People love to comment on things that they are familiar with, and you might just hit them with their favorite line from a show or movie.
Now this can be quite the endeavour and — frankly — quite impossible to know and remember what everyone finds funny or not. You will most likely offend someone at some point, but at least try to not offend the ones you really care about? If you know your friends are prudes, stay away from crass jokes.
Keep it witty and funny, but clean and light. Be careful with sarcasm and steer clear of humour that you can anticipate will not be well received. Sometimes the funniest updates are funny because they are a bit shocking, or have the element of surprise. They are out of the ordinary, and so people will be compelled to comment. Have you had anything funny happen to you recently?
Stories are perfect material for Facebook statuses.
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